How to Freak Out A Cashier At A.C. Moore

My new kickball team is called The Devil's Rejects and because we are mostly a bunch of indifferent smoking drunk slackers, our recommended team costume for Halloween week was devil horns. Since a vast majority of people know me as (Miss) Banana I thought this would be a silly theme variation.

The best part of this creation was the look on the cashier's face at A.C. Moore when I came to the register with nothing to purchase but two fake plastic bananas.